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[Nov. 27th, 2009|05:21 pm] |
I can't find my mot mum Asto
I can't find Astoria. Astoria Greengrass. Auburn hair, short, cold if she doesn't know you.
Has anyone seen her?
Private to Self
She better be just avoiding me.
If she left
Fuck. |
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[Oct. 1st, 2009|12:55 pm] |
Should I even bother asking for costume suggestions?
[Hugo]
I'm going to tell him about us. Him being my father who won't give up on the delusion that we should get along splendidly well.
[Draco]
Your stubborn persistence is astounding.
Where do you want to meet? |
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[Sep. 2nd, 2009|07:49 pm] |
Thank you for joining me for lunch the other day, grandmother. I've always enjoyed your company exceedingly.
Since potions and crossword puzzles can only occupy me for so long, I'm taking on a new project. These journals have an elementary design, and I've decided I'm going to find a way to filter what I have to see in the pages that contain everyone's prattlings. It'll reduce the clutter and the irritation all at once. The charms are complex, but it can't be impossible to unravel and re-thread.
More updates on this to come for those interested in having the same charms reworked on their journals. I'm sure I'm not alone when I say I don't feel the need to skim over everyone's scribblings. |
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[Jul. 29th, 2009|10:44 pm] |
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The ship's on the horizon and Hugo found Uncle Toby a few days back. It's about sodding time things turned around. |
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[Jul. 12th, 2009|08:00 pm] |
I can't find Captain Uncle Toby.
I woke up after the first quake and he wasn't there.
That stupid dog better not have ran off and tried chasing lava. It'll be his own stupid fault if he died. |
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[May. 28th, 2009|01:58 am] |
Does anyone else see land, or am I hallucinating? The chicken risotto did taste a little off tonight, but I owed it less to the herbs being psychedelics and more to the carmelized onions.
Private to Hugo
Feeling better? |
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[Apr. 19th, 2009|11:05 am] |
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It's my birthday. The big two one, which doesn't mean anything. |
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[Mar. 16th, 2009|04:37 pm] |
[Hugo]
Right.
Sorry I thought you were avoidi--
I'm sitting in my room with a cross-word in my lap, and I need an eight-letter word for idiot. |
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[Mar. 8th, 2009|05:44 pm] |
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Best superpower and why. Humor me. |
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[Feb. 20th, 2009|12:48 pm] |
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I'm sick. Don't bother me unless you don't want to taste food, breath through your nose, or get out of bed for a few days. |
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[Feb. 8th, 2009|08:32 pm] |
I've been sneezing a lot, which can only mean one of three things:
a) I'm allergic to Captain Toby Shandy
b) People are talking about me
c) I'm allergic to something else
As far as I know, my allergies don't extend past walnuts. |
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[Feb. 5th, 2009|01:01 pm] |
(For Rose's eyes only)
Do you hate m--
Sorry for being a prat the other night. You did hop on the 'let's misunderstand and scold Scorpius' bandwagon, but maybe I overreacted.
/end
I have a dog, and his name is Captain Toby Shandy. Or Toby, for short. I might like anyone who picks up the reference. |
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[Feb. 2nd, 2009|03:54 pm] |
I want a pet, but I don't want guppies again. Getting more guppies would be like buying a kitten after your cat dies. Doesn't ring ethical to me.
Oh, and Rose? I've decided we're going to the club before Valentine's as everyone and their mum is set on having a party on that day. |
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[Jan. 29th, 2009|08:02 pm] |
I'm older than my mother.
There is something very wrong with that statement.
Private to Self
I'm not certain I want to know if father is here as well. |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|01:16 pm] |
Um. Why am I on a ship?
If Cowler had anything to do with this, I might not hex him three ways left of Thursday. I might have to shake his hand for pulling off something this elaborate. A hallucination of this caliber merits awards and medals-- nay, an Order of Merlin, First Class.
This makes my glorious moment of permanently sticking all his furniture to the ceiling look like the work of second years.
All right, there's your praise, Cowler. Written in ink and everything. You can make copies and paste them on the walls of the whole department. Revel in this short-lived glory.
Can I return to my flat now? My guppies need feeding. |
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